159-Pudding Him Down
05/08/2015
Comic:
He probably preferred it over eternal suffering. If I could go out as someone’s BLT, I’d do it.
Video Games:
Nintendo’s new franchise, Splatoon, will be out at the end of this month. At first, it seemed a little too “Team Fortress 2” for my tastes. But I’ve come around to it! In the end, the visuals drew me back along with the appreciation that– WHOA, Nintendo’s making a new IP! That and Lily saw a trailer for it and is really interested, as well. So we pre-ordered it from Amazon and I’ve got the Turf War beta installed and ready to go for the multiplayer event tomorrow (8pm PT). Definitely gonna record it! Here’s hoping Nintendo can bring their own hook to the arena shooter and keep the community from being a frothing cesspool like these communities tend to go. Because that’d turn me off.
Life:
School’s almost out! Now’s that magical time of year when everyone’s doing exam stuff and hating life. I’m worried about entertaining Lily while she’s out, but I look forward to seeing more of you at the weeknight streams! Hang in there! It’ll get better, I swears!
Closing Comments:
Until next comic…
See you then~
She’s fine. Melting’s skin color is (now) more pale and corpsy looking. Melting is probably just back in camp sleeping, as the wonderfulness of REM sleep lists him away from the agonizing turmoil that is living while also not… living.
The Rebel/Rogue theory always confuses me. The I.D.P.D. are outside of the time and space of the game. How could a bandit, who no longer desires the minor life of a- well- bandit, be a time-warping, interstellar, space cop? Then again, CERTAIN PEOPLE thought Lil’ Hunter was a Lil’ Bandit too.
Even the Freaks are weirded out by Rebel’s odd, non-canon face.
I hope you like eating words as much as you like typing them because THAT IS WHAT YOU SHALL BE DOING WHEN THEY REVEAL THE TRUTH! For now, my theory is backed by the following highly tested and hyper-scientific data:
1. There’s nothing that grounds exactly where the IDPD came from. We could easily be dealing with a multiverse situation.
2. Rebel is synonymous with Rogue (in this context, at least).
3. Their passive abilities were nearly identical (when Rogue was first added).
4. They are both defectors from their militant organizations.
5. Even if they aren’t related, the one bandit whose skin we HAVE seen (Big Bandit) also has dark skin.
6. WHO YOU FINNA TRY
Words are low calorie and filled with essential vitamins for a growing cynic, and by “growing” I mean fat. Time to fight broken logic with broken logic! I throw down these face cards!
1: IDPD are time-warping super cops from the negative dimension. They live outside the multiverse and all of its quirky nonsense. Which is why all IDPD look the same, instead of randomly generated ones, like a Shielder with butts for eyes (he would poop to see).
2: A Rogue and a Rebel are two different things entirely. A Rebel fights against an force, such as rebelling against the imperial forces. While a Rogue is a sinister or devious person, Rogue is just a not insane version of Lil’ Hunter.
3: Melting’s power is the same as Bloodweapons, does that mean all bloodweapons are Melting?
4: One is a defector, the other Rebels against them (See what I did there?)
5: We’ve never seen Big Bandits skin color. His legs are pants.
6: U WOT M8?! I’LL SLEG U RGT N THE GABBA, I SWER ON ME MUM.
I was gonna post that copypasta about being in the Navy SEALS, but I think kids read this. So for now, I’ll say that the bets are locked! We’ll come back to this when the official lore has been released aND THEN WE’LL SEE WHERE THE– WHat do they call the thing they use in roulette? WE SHALL SEE WHERE THE THING FROM ROULETTE STOPPED
why euthanize when you can… app… appetite-anize. um. there was a direction this joke was meant to go in but i lost it.
That’s what you get for sleeping in a bowl, and removing your bones